song 110 is by the absolutely wonderful and beautiful frankie cosmos. it’s called ‘aren’t you someone’s something?’ and it’s a really sweet love song and it’s brand new and it makes me feel a little less jaded about the world. i can’t express how happy i am she’s contributing to this project; she has been one of my favorite artists since the moment i listened and all of my friends that have come into contact with her absolutely love her as well!
listen to more of her music here and fall in love
congrats on being the valedictorian of your senior class, son. Get over here and vape this glycerin tincture with your old man
In October of 2010, when I was 15, a girl asked me to write a song for her for her 18th birthday, and I wrote it and recorded it really quickly and called it “Eighteen Candles” which is bad enough, but the lyrics are so bad that it’s funny to me now. I still think it’s sweet, though, and it’s not so funny now that I’m the one who is 18 years old
imagined an aggressive rapper saying “Casting lotus petals into your fuckin pond”
turns out all those hedge fund managers [i pick up a wad of 50s] were taking no more care with your money [i sprinkle em over a ornamental shrub] than i am now [TED crowd goes crazy scoopin up stray bills] applaud when ur done i guess
this is me in my natural habitat